So I was inspired by some Youtubers and their 50 Random Facts videos. Some videos were too damn long. Like why is your shit 40 mins long! Ain’t nobody got time for that! Since I don’t make videos yet (I will…it’s a goal).
Here are 50 Random Facts About Me for your reading pleasure:
1. I DON’T embarrass easily. I fell at work in 5 inch heels, my dress flew up and I cut my finger. All at the same damn time. LMAO!
2. I can spot spiders any damn where. I think it has to do with being bit by so many when I was younger.
3. I write run on sentence. I write sentence fragments. I use comma splices and can’t remember when to use a semi-colon…oh did I mentioned that I have minor in English. Go figure!
4. I love Football and the Cowboys. I will delete you as a friend during football season if you piss me off.
5. I can’t listen to grown people with squeaky voices. It annoys me. *shrugs*
6. I am always in constant battle of staying natural or relaxing my shit!
7. I curse like a sailor. It’s horrible but it’s never done in public only around friends. 😔
8. I like lines in my carpet at all times. AT ALL TIMES!!!
9. I can’t do horror movies.
10. I watch cartoons everyday. It helps me decompress from my work day.
11. I manage people who are old enough to be my parents.
12. I’m an AKA and I don’t like pink or green. (GIVE ME BLACK)
13. I’m still friends with people from elementary.
14. My hair has been waist length, shoulder length and 1 inch long.
15. All my friends are either married or have kids. (I have neither, LOL!)
16. I buy colors and coloring books all the time.
17. I love pizza and can eat everyday.
18. My legs tingle when I’ve had too much to drink.
19. I like social media but I don’t love it. I love human interaction.
20. Speaking of human interaction. I’ve dated people from Blackplanet circa 2002, MySpace and Facebook. LOL! I’m still friends with these guys.
21. I have a mean streak.
22. I love music. Like why don’t you know who The Foreign Exchange is?!
23. I can do nails but have lost some passion for it.
24. I’m an avid reader.
26. I owe Sallie Mae my 1st born child. LOL!
27. I love baking and cooking. It calms my nerves.
28. I stay on Pinterest way too much.
29. People annoy me easily. I may be an introvert. Say it ain’t so!
30. I want to like arts and crafts but I don’t have the patience for it.
31. I come from a large family.
32. I can sing but I have stage fright. You better catch me in the car or just randomly when I’m not aware.
33. I don’t like soda. I don’t crave or desire it. It will go flat in my house.
34. I can recite the movies Clueless and Boomerang word for word.
35. I can’t swallow pills. #TheStruggle
36. I can’t touch my toes. Not even when I was younger. I don’t get it.
37. I’ve named coworkers children.
38. I don’t smile often. I should but I don’t.
39. I wish cameras could follow me at work. I promise you would watch everyday.
40. I’m allergic to bullshit.
41. I wasn’t expected to walk or talk as a child. Boy did the doctors get that wrong.
42. I went to a HBCU…Who are you rooting for T….S….U!
43. But then later graduated from a “traditional” college. Blah.
44. I’m surprised I made it this far on this list.
45. I have a short attention…oooh look at that cat!
46. I love Starbucks. Gift cards welcomed.
47. I blog from my phone more than I do on my desktop.
48. I don’t care for make up but I’ll wear it.
49. I was tomboy until I was 13.
50. I won’t be doing this list anymore.